September 3, 2008 by billie789
So, let’s just cut to the chase and be done with it.
Sarah Palin and her family are red-neckers with a vengeance. Probably blend right in anywhere in Alaska, where there really is nothing else to do but drink, screw and shoot stuff. Bring them down to the Lower 48, and they look and act like trailer trash.
Isn’t it interesting how the most fiercely conservative people, those who would cast me to Hell for having a pregnant, unwed daughter, are going all soft and gooey on Sarah Palin as a candidate. That idiot Dobson said that he wasn’t going to vote for McCain. Now that he’s tapped Sarah Palin, Dobson said that he’s now going to support McCain.
And there’s no lapse of moral judgement or sex education in their house. Hell, the little girl’s Accidental Husband will be right up there on stage tonight. Poor kid. He’s been caught screwing the Governor’s daughter in front of the whole world. He’s gonna have himself 15 minutes of fame before November and then slide into Alaskan oblivion right after November. Probably develop a drinking-sex-shooting problem.
And the applause for a “True American Maverik” and her “True American Maverik Family” will spring forth from these Republicans who have suffered through a bizarre, last minute choice on their Presidential ticket, a convention that was postponed because of weather 1,000 miles away and a stunning p.r. campaign to cover tracks on the Palin nomination that basically says,”Everything you know is wrong. “ Reminds me of that age-old Monty Python sketch with the dead bird. “This bird is dead!…No, it’s not, it’s only sleeping!”
Michel Palin, the Python in that classic sketch, is the only Palin who doesn’t make me wince right now.
And this morning, to add to my distress in the face of my country being sold down the river to mistake after mistake after blunder after incompetence, I saw video of Ms. Palin addressing a group of people in an auditorium where she grabs the mic, faces the audience and says that the war in Iraq is part of God’s plan and we shouldn’t question it.
Jesus, please come back. They’ve hijacked your religion and they’re killing people in your name!
Nice. As an Obama supporter, I’m sick to my stomach. And it’s not because the Republicans have created such a wonderful thing here. It’s because in order to get this choice to “stay down,” as in eating after a heavy night of binge drinking, Republicans who know better are willing to mortgage their souls, their professional careers and their wounded credibility in the public square to appear to jump on the McCain-Palin bandwagon. I sure see lots of nervous smiling and darting eyeballs when they show convention-goers being asked about Palin, like someone who just farted on an elevator and people are just starting to look around.
Enough of Sarah Palin and her red-neck family of True Americans. When McCain drops dead, she’ll be dealing with terrorists if Republicans have their way.
At any rate, lock up your sons until this passes.