What if Musicians Ran the Country?


August 2, 2009 by torqdog

I found this interesting idea on another forum…..

Here is a possible presidential cabinet:

 Sec of Treasury – Dire Straits

Attorney General – The Righteous Brothers

 Sec of Ag – The Black Eyed Peas

Food and Drug Admin – Red Hot Chili Peppers

DEA – The Temptations

Sec of Housing and Urban Development – Crowded House

Office of Management and Budget – Cheap Tricks

Sec of Transportation – Journey

Sec of Energy – AC/DC

Sec of Education – The Lettermen

Sec of Defense – Guns N Roses

Sec of Labor – Men at Work

I’ve added a few of my own;

In charge of the budget…… Dream Theater!

In charge of Planned Parenthood….. the Circle Jerks!
All things related to what could have saved Mary Jo Kopechne……
The Dead Kennedys………Sorry!
Or maybe better yet…… if we just could have had Ted take that ride in “Death Cab for Cutie”, maybe the Dead Kennedys would be un-neccessary.
In charge of all things Gay……. the Village People!
OK, I think you get the idea….. RIGHT?!!! Chime in with your own suggestions……. if you dare! This could be fun if you make it so. Let’s at least try to have some fun instead of drowning in the sorryful crap that comes from the D.C. anus everyday.

8 thoughts on “What if Musicians Ran the Country?

  1. torqdog says:

    In charge of NASA…….. Led Zeppelin

  2. bill says:

    Jesus! You guys still beating that Ted Kennedy thing? Even Orrin Hatch likes him.

    You forgot to put Mark Sanford or John Ensign in charge of the Dept. of Family Services.

  3. bill says:

    Wiat a mintue…I was supposed to come up with a band name, right? My bad, sorry.

  4. Stu says:

    How about Eminem heading up DSHS – or better yet, Protocol (or whatever department that is/was that Goldie Hawn did in that goofy movie).

  5. torqdog says:

    In charge of the newly created Obamacare buearocracy that deals with counseling Seniors every five years on what options they have ……. Megadeath or Slayer

  6. torqdog says:

    In charge of the CDC (Center for Disease Control)……… Anthrax

  7. Jane says:

    Department of Peace – oh nevermind we don’t have that yet…

    anyway Stu have you heard the latest Eminem song called the warning or something its about Mariah
    he’s nuts but he has skillz. i can’t search up the lyrics because apparently all his songs use the word sh*t but i recently heard one line in a song of his that goes something like yeah thats right i stink, cause i’m the sh*t. cracked me up and can’t wait to use that one

  8. Jane says:

    oops it was kid rock turns out

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