November 28, 2009 by billie789
So, my golf hero has feet made of clay.
No matter how much success, how much fame, how much money people attain, money cannot buy love or guarantee happiness and bliss.
Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
TMX.com reports that Tiger said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat to his SUV — but according to a source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club (“No, no, please! I can’t take it!)
As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
The police report says Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
Woods had said during a conversation afterwards on Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed” somewhat out of it at the scene.”
The irony is too thick! Can’t breathe! Tiger Woods’ wife takes a golf club to his Escalade!?!
Was it an iron or a wood? Was she “teed-off?” Did she give Woody the wood or did Woody put his ball in the cup where the greens are greener? Did he use a stiff shaft or something with a little more “give?”
Really, I’m with Buick. Screw the “other woman” thing. I want to know what the Hell he was doing driving a Cadillac with his multi-million dollar Buick endorsement?