November 28, 2009 by billie789

So, my golf hero has feet made of clay.

No matter how much success, how much fame, how much money people attain, money cannot buy love or guarantee happiness and bliss.

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. reports that Tiger said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat to his SUV — but according to a source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club (“No, no, please! I can’t take it!)

 As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

The police report says Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree. 

Woods had said during a conversation afterwards on Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed” somewhat out of it at the scene.”

The irony is too thick! Can’t breathe! Tiger Woods’ wife takes a golf club to his Escalade!?!

Was it an iron or a wood? Was she “teed-off?” Did she give Woody the wood or did Woody put his ball in the cup where the greens are greener? Did he use a stiff shaft or something with a little more “give?” 

Really, I’m with Buick. Screw the “other woman” thing. I want to know what the Hell he was doing driving a Cadillac with his multi-million dollar Buick endorsement?





7 thoughts on “Fore!

  1. torqdog says:

    Well, I’m just as much a fan of sordid allegations as the next guy but it seems as though Tiger isn’t cooperating;,-Woods-cancels-meeting-with-police?GT1=39002

    “Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible,” he said.

    “The only person responsible for the accident is me,” Woods said. “My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.”

    Don’t ya just hate it when they kiss and make up!

  2. Bill says:

    Yeah, it’s embarassing for a billionaire with a streak of extreme Privacy (name of his yacht) to find himself laying in the street, loaded on pain pills, semi-conscious and his wife standing over him with a golf club in her hand.

    IMUS cracked me up this morning. He said,”So, his wife chases him out the door swinging a golf club…he’s just become one of us!”

  3. Stu says:

    I am always amused by how the gossip mags (Star, National Enquirer etc) manage to come up with the most unflattering images possible when a story like this breaks – and then combine them together as if the photographs were taken within the context of the report they accompany.

    The Getty photo(s) are a classic example. It’s done with politicians and pop culture types all the time.

    Speaking of images, do a google image search for Elin Nordegren with your “Safe Search” feature turned off. There are some, um… flattering images out there! LOL

  4. Bill says:

    My god, how long did media outlets use the image of Jimmy Swaggart crying and looking at the ceiling whenever his name came up in a story? Drudge is famous for using unflattering photos of Hillary Clinton at the drop of her name in a story. They all seem to do it, depending on their political bent.

    • Stu says:

      Exactly! More great examples.

      BTW I wasn’t taking a shot at your post, just musing about the photo thing in general…

      • Bill says:

        I know. I just used the photo that was posted with the story. I’m sure his publicist would have preferred TMZ used a glamour photo rather than one that portrays the stark reality of the situation. Actually, his publicist and Nike and Gatorade probably preferred no photo and no story at all.

  5. Bill says:

    Ok, I bit on the ominous-sounding photos and got this without bothering to look any further on this site:

    Elin Nordegren: Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren wins a libel lawsuit over fake nude pictures…Can you tell the difference between Elin Nordegren and her … – Cached – Similar

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