November 10, 2010 by billie789
Ok, been a week and I still don’t have a job with benefits I can afford. The Republicans ran on “fixing” healthcare and creating jobs, so, ball’s in their court. . .any time now. . .g’head, start making speeches and forming committees and making statements to the press.
Any time now, there will be a plethora of jobs and healthcare options available to all of us! And talking unicorns will fart rainbows and little children will float down streams of choclate syrup on giant marshmallows!
Sarah really raised the bar this year, gosh darn it. She made sure that her senate candidates that couldn’t get arrested in normal times, locked out traditional Republican candidates who could have soundly defeated their Demo counter parts and Repubs lost a chace at controlling both houses of Congress because “real” Americans decided that perhaps loony-brained extremists like Sharon Angle were a bit over the top. Yay, Sarah!
And the right-leaning Supremes allowed foreign and domestic corporate interests, with the help of Karl Rove and Newt Gingrich to pour millions of dollars into races against Democrats ’cause “Corporations are people, too!”
Yup, I’m all ready. I have my Zoloft, my popcorn, my remote control, my cat. Go, Republicans! I know you fucked us before, but I accept your apologies and I actually understand what it’s like now to accept an abuser who has abused before, but says he’s learned his lesson and won’t do it again, honest, baby, I was drunk, let me prove to you how important you are and how this is my Last Chance!
And, to you conservative patriots who did the Republican Party’s bidding this past election: Tea Partier Rand Paul just announced that he’s not going to turn down earmarks for Kentucky. Geez, not even sworn in yet and he’s announcing a huge flip-flop on a plank he ran on to get elected. He laughed and said that he was against earmarks, but he wasn’t “crazy!” I guess that confirms that the people who voted for him were, actually, “crazy.”